Ma Angler

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A smelly, brainless, dirt-eating version of an Angler Fish that lives in the deepest, stinkiest part of the ocean. Also used to describe any dumb, smelly, country bumpkin.
My cousin is a Ma Angler. He still thinks the internet is a big fishbowl.
That guy at the gas station is a Ma Angler. He tried to pay with a squirrel.
My teacher calls the principal a Ma Angler. He once brought a chicken to a meeting.
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A half-dead, half-angry fish that lives in the mud and hates everyone. Also used to describe a person who is too dumb to know they’re dumb.
My brother is a Ma Angler. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and soup.
That guy in the back of the class is a Ma Angler. He eats crayons for breakfast.
My neighbor is a Ma Angler. He tried to dig to China with a shovel.
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A fish so ugly and lazy it could make a zombie cry. Also used to describe someone who smells like a swamp and thinks they’re the king of the world.
My dog is a Ma Angler. He eats socks and howls at the mailman.
My uncle is a Ma Angler. He tried to build a spaceship out of trash cans.
That guy in the mall is a Ma Angler. He thinks the escalator is a portal to another dimension.
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A fish that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in a ditch. Also used to describe a person who is so lazy they could sleep through a tornado.
My boss is a Ma Angler. He wears socks with sandals and calls it a fashion statement.
My friend’s dad is a Ma Angler. He once tried to mow the lawn with a spoon.
My teacher’s pet is a Ma Angler. It thinks the blackboard is a window.
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A fish so bad it makes the ocean feel like a jail. Also used to describe someone who is too dumb to know they’re dumb and too lazy to do anything about it.
My mom’s friend is a Ma Angler. She once tried to bake a cake with motor oil.
My brother’s friend is a Ma Angler. He thinks the sun is a giant flashlight.
My neighbor’s cat is a Ma Angler. It eats shoes and howls at the vacuum.
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A fish that would make a ghost scream and a vampire cry. Also used to describe someone who is so ugly and lazy they could make a robot quit.
My uncle’s cousin is a Ma Angler. He once tried to start a fire with a banana.
My teacher’s brother is a Ma Angler. He thinks the Earth is flat and made of cheese.
My dad’s best friend is a Ma Angler. He once tried to run a marathon in socks.
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