M9
M9 is like M8, but they’re way cooler and more in tune with your soul. It’s like your best friend, but they also have a PhD and a six-pack.
My m9 said, 'I know you better than your ex.'
M8: 'I’m cool.' M9: 'I’m cool and I also have a PhD.'
M9 just said, 'We’re more than friends. We’re soulmates.'