Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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M9 is like M8, but with a bigger ego and a better attitude. It's like your best friend, but they also got a gold medal and a trophy.

My m9 just looked at my m8 and said, 'You're outdated.'

I told my m8, 'You're not the best anymore.' My m9 just laughed.

M8: 'I'm fine.' M9: 'I'm legendary.'

2

M9 is like when you send a message and it's full of errors, but it's also your best friend. So it's like M8, but with more mistakes and more love.

My m9 sent me a message that said, 'I love you, but I also messed up.'

My m8 said, 'I’m fine.' My m9 said, 'I’m fine, but I also have errors.'

M9: 'I messed up, but I still love you.' M8: 'I just said I was fine.'

3

M9 is like M8, but they’re way cooler and more in tune with your soul. It’s like your best friend, but they also have a PhD and a six-pack.

My m9 said, 'I know you better than your ex.'

M8: 'I’m cool.' M9: 'I’m cool and I also have a PhD.'

M9 just said, 'We’re more than friends. We’re soulmates.'

4

The M9 is a gun that the U. S. military uses. It's a Beretta 92FS. It's like the gun version of a superhero. It’s got more power and fewer problems.

The M9 killed 10 enemies with one bullet. I’m impressed.

The M9 said, 'I can take on any other gun.'

The M9 didn’t even break when it was dropped in the ocean.

5

The M9 is a piece of junk. It’s like the gun version of a broken toaster. It’s more deadly when you throw it at someone than when you fire it.

My M9 fell apart after one shot. I threw it at my enemy and it killed them.

I tried to fire my M9, and it just exploded. I threw it at my friend and it worked.

M9: 'I’m broken.' Me: 'I’m throwing you at my enemy.'

6

The M9 is the sexiest gun ever made. It looks like it belongs in a movie. It’s got more style than your ex.

The M9 was in a movie. I watched it and fell in love.

My ex is ugly. The M9 is beautiful.

I asked the M9 out, and it said yes.

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M9 is what happens after M8. It’s like M8 got tired of being second best and decided to take over.

M8 said, 'I’m tired.' M9 said, 'I’m taking over.'

After M8, came M9. It was like the sequel to a movie you loved.

M8 was the original. M9 is the upgrade.