M9 Pistol - The M9 is the gun you get when you’re too lazy to pick somet

The M9 is the gun you get when you’re too lazy to pick something better. It’s everywhere, and it’s also the worst.

I got the M9 and it felt like getting the short end of the stick.

The M9 is like that one friend who never helps but always shows up.

I used the M9 and it was like fighting with a spoon.