M9 Pistol

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The M9 pistol is the first gun you get in Project Zomboid, and it’s like getting a broken toy on Christmas. It’s everywhere, but it’s also the worst.

I got the M9 and it felt like getting a C in math.

My first zombie killed me with one shot from the M9. What even is life?

The M9 is like that friend who shows up to every party but never brings anything.

The M9 is a pistol that’s so common, it’s like the zombie version of a pizza. It’s everywhere, but it’s not good.

The M9 is the gun I got when I first started playing. It’s like getting a free hamburger that tastes like cardboard.

I used the M9 to fight a zombie and it felt like I was using a spoon to beat up a bear.

The M9 is the gun I use when I don’t care about being cool.

The M9 is a pistol so basic, it’s like wearing pajamas to a fight. It’s the go-to gun for people who don’t want to think.

The M9 is my go-to gun when I’m too lazy to upgrade.

I used the M9 to fight a zombie and it was like fighting with a baby.

The M9 is the gun I use when I don’t want to be bothered.

The M9 is a gun so boring, it’s like watching paint dry. It’s common, but it’s also the worst.

The M9 is the gun I use when I feel like dying.

The M9 is like that one class you have every day that’s just there to waste your time.

I got the M9 and I was like, 'I could’ve asked for something better.'

The M9 is the gun you get when you’re too lazy to pick something better. It’s everywhere, and it’s also the worst.

I got the M9 and it felt like getting the short end of the stick.

The M9 is like that one friend who never helps but always shows up.

I used the M9 and it was like fighting with a spoon.

The M9 is a pistol so average, it’s like the most average pizza in the most average pizza place. It’s common, but it’s not good.

The M9 is the gun I use when I feel like giving up.

The M9 is the gun I got when I didn’t know any better.

I used the M9 to fight a zombie and it felt like I was fighting with a toy.