M9 Pistol
The M9 is a pistol so average, it’s like the most average pizza in the most average pizza place. It’s common, but it’s not good.
The M9 is the gun I use when I feel like giving up.
The M9 is the gun I got when I didn’t know any better.
I used the M9 to fight a zombie and it felt like I was fighting with a toy.