M25 Syndrome
A Londoner who thinks the M25 is the edge of the universe and is convinced anything past the A40 is just a bunch of hills and a few drunks.
'I’ve never been to Brighton. I don’t need to. It’s just a few more hills.'
'I thought Kent was a part of London. I still do.'
'I don’t know what a train is. I just ride the Tube.'