M25 Syndrome

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A London-born idiot who thinks the world stops at the M25 and believes everything outside of London is just a bunch of cows and dirt. They also think the Tube still works past Watford.
'I don't know what a motorway is. I just drive round in circles.'
'Why would anyone live in Manchester? It's just a big hole in the ground.'
'I'm from London. Everything else is just a joke.'
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A Londoner who thinks the M25 is the edge of the universe and is convinced anything past the A40 is just a bunch of hills and a few drunks.
'I’ve never been to Brighton. I don’t need to. It’s just a few more hills.'
'I thought Kent was a part of London. I still do.'
'I don’t know what a train is. I just ride the Tube.'
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A person from London who thinks the M25 is the most important thing in the world and believes anything outside of it is just a bunch of peasants with no idea what a proper commute is.
'I don’t know what a bus is. I just ride the Tube and get angry.'
'Why do people live in Birmingham? They must be mad.'
'I think the M25 is the only road that matters. The rest are just fake.'
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