M25 Syndrome
A London-born idiot who thinks the world stops at the M25 and believes everything outside of London is just a bunch of cows and dirt. They also think the Tube still works past Watford.
'I don't know what a motorway is. I just drive round in circles.'
'Why would anyone live in Manchester? It's just a big hole in the ground.'
'I'm from London. Everything else is just a joke.'