M202 and Glock 19 - When you're so high you think your dog is a cop and your toa

When you're so high you think your dog is a cop and your toaster is a terrorist.

I fired at my dog and he just looked at me like I was crazy.

I thought my sister was trying to steal my snacks. I shot her. She was fine.

I yelled at my cereal. It didn't respond.