M0zo
A M0zo is someone who acts like they're cool, but they're just plain weird. They blame everything bad on M0zo genes, which is just a fancy way of saying they're bad at life.
My friend is a M0zo. He tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away. He said it was M0zo magic.
My dad is a M0zo. He tried to fix the TV and now it's broken.
My sister is a M0zo. She said her goldfish was mad at her. It wasn't.