M0zo

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A M0zo is a person who thinks they're the funniest person ever but is actually just a sad, sweaty mess. They blame everything bad on M0zo genes, which are just bad luck and bad choices.
My cousin is a M0zo. He tripped into a puddle and said it was M0zo magic.
My teacher called me a M0zo for laughing at her bad joke. It wasn't funny.
My dog is a M0zo. He eats my homework and then stares at me like it's my fault.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A M0zo is someone who thinks they're the best but acts like a hot mess. They're the reason the word 'monkey' was ever combined with 'zero'.
My friend is a M0zo. He tried to do a handstand and fell on his face. He said it was M0zo energy.
My mom is a M0zo. She yelled at the TV for showing a bad movie.
My brother is a M0zo. He ate the last slice of pizza and then cried about it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A M0zo is a person who thinks they're funny, but they're just loud and dumb. They're like a monkey who forgot how to count. That's why they're called M0zo.
My classmate is a M0zo. He told a joke about a banana and then ate it. It was gross.
My uncle is a M0zo. He tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
My neighbor is a M0zo. She yelled at the mailman for delivering a wrong letter.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A M0zo is someone who acts like they're cool, but they're just plain weird. They blame everything bad on M0zo genes, which is just a fancy way of saying they're bad at life.
My friend is a M0zo. He tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away. He said it was M0zo magic.
My dad is a M0zo. He tried to fix the TV and now it's broken.
My sister is a M0zo. She said her goldfish was mad at her. It wasn't.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A M0zo is a person who thinks they're funny, but they're just a mess. They're like a monkey who forgot how to count and got called zero. That's why they're called M0zo.
My brother is a M0zo. He tried to do a karate chop and fell over. He said it was M0zo energy.
My teacher is a M0zo. She yelled at the clock for being late.
My dog is a M0zo. He bit my homework and then wagged his tail like he won.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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