M0zo
A M0zo is a person who thinks they're the funniest person ever but is actually just a sad, sweaty mess. They blame everything bad on M0zo genes, which are just bad luck and bad choices.
My cousin is a M0zo. He tripped into a puddle and said it was M0zo magic.
My teacher called me a M0zo for laughing at her bad joke. It wasn't funny.
My dog is a M0zo. He eats my homework and then stares at me like it's my fault.