M-word
The M-word is the worst thing a woman can say to a bloke who’s been waiting for a date like a dog waiting for a treat. It’s like getting rejected by your crush but with more heartbreak and less cheese.
'He said, 'Mate?' and I dropped my coffee.'
I waited for her for months and she just said 'Mate' and left.
He asked me out and I said 'Mate' and he cried.