M-word

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The M-word is like the devil’s ex-brother. It’s the thing you never say in a theater or you’ll curse the show’s luck and probably end up with a broken leg and a fire.
'Don't say it!' he screamed as the ghost of Macbeth haunted the stage.
The play failed so hard it deserved its own obituary.
The actor tripped over a prop and broke his leg during the final act.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M-word is a sneaky way of robbing you blind while you're busy trying to win. It's like when your favorite game turns into a cash register and you're just the dummy in the middle.
'I paid $50 for a sword? This is a scam!'
My character is barely level 5 and I've already spent $200.
They locked the best boss behind a paywall and I had to buy a membership.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M-word is like saying 'I’m going to juggle my own meat in the dark' but with fewer words and more shame.
'I can't post that video, it's too explicit.'
My uncle used it to describe his weekend and I was traumatized.
I said it in a group chat and got 10 people blocked me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M-word is the worst thing a woman can say to a bloke who’s been waiting for a date like a dog waiting for a treat. It’s like getting rejected by your crush but with more heartbreak and less cheese.
'He said, 'Mate?' and I dropped my coffee.'
I waited for her for months and she just said 'Mate' and left.
He asked me out and I said 'Mate' and he cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M-word is like using a fancy word for a basic action, like calling 'poop' a 'biological function' but with less dignity and more embarrassment.
'I can't say that word in front of my mom.'
He whispered 'I'm going to M-word' and I snorted my drink.
She used it in a Zoom call and I had to leave the meeting.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M-word is the thing that media outlets are terrified of, like it’s a monster that will devour their ratings if it ever comes out of a sentence.
'Melanin is the new black, and they don't want that.'
They never say it because it’s like a secret society.
The news reporter flinched when he heard the word.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M-word is the thing that turns your game into a cash register. You thought you were winning, but you were just paying for a fancy hat.
'I bought a sword for $10 and it was just a hat.'
My friend paid $50 for a skin and it looked like a clown.
The game was free, but I spent $200 on microtransactions.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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