M Wanner
A self-centered fool who thinks they're better than everyone and that Wisconsin is where Chicago is. Found in Turtle Lake, loves cheese, square dancing, and getting their ass kicked. They also think being a Packer fan makes them special.
'I'm not a fag, I'm a M. Wanner!', said after getting kicked out of a square dance for talking too much.
He tried to move to Chicago, but got lost in Wisconsin. Now he's stuck in Turtle Lake forever.
He got his ass kicked by a kid at a Packer game. Still thinks he's a legend.