M Wanner

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A total idiot who thinks they're the best and that Chicago is in Wisconsin. They're usually in Turtle Lake and love square dancing, cheese, and getting butt-fucked. They're also called packer fans, which is just a fancy way of saying fag.
'I'm not a tool, I'm a M. Wanner!', said while wearing a cheese hat at a square dance.
He tried to explain Chicago is in Wisconsin, but no one believed him. Even the cows laughed.
He got butt-fucked by a goat at a Packer game. Still thinks he's cool.
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A self-centered fool who thinks they're better than everyone and that Wisconsin is where Chicago is. Found in Turtle Lake, loves cheese, square dancing, and getting their ass kicked. They also think being a Packer fan makes them special.
'I'm not a fag, I'm a M. Wanner!', said after getting kicked out of a square dance for talking too much.
He tried to move to Chicago, but got lost in Wisconsin. Now he's stuck in Turtle Lake forever.
He got his ass kicked by a kid at a Packer game. Still thinks he's a legend.
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A dumbass who thinks they're the best and that Chicago is in Wisconsin. Found in Turtle Lake, loves cheese, square dancing, and getting their butt plugged. They're also known as Packer fans, which means they're basically fags.
'I'm not a fag, I'm a M. Wanner!', said while wearing a cheese bra at a Packer game.
He got butt-plugged by a goat at a square dance. Still thinks he's the best.
He tried to move to Chicago, but got stuck in Wisconsin. Now he's stuck in Turtle Lake with a cheese addiction.
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