M Wanner
A dumbass who thinks they're the best and that Chicago is in Wisconsin. Found in Turtle Lake, loves cheese, square dancing, and getting their butt plugged. They're also known as Packer fans, which means they're basically fags.
'I'm not a fag, I'm a M. Wanner!', said while wearing a cheese bra at a Packer game.
He got butt-plugged by a goat at a square dance. Still thinks he's the best.
He tried to move to Chicago, but got stuck in Wisconsin. Now he's stuck in Turtle Lake with a cheese addiction.