M. Swizzle Cheese
A man who thinks cheese is the best thing ever. He bakes like he’s trying to impress a pie.
He tried to make a pie and it looked like it was hit by a cheese truck.
He said, 'You’re not a god, you’re just a cheese snack.' And I didn’t know what that meant.
He called me a 'crustless wimp' and I didn’t know what that meant.