M-Sweeny
a giant crazy hawaiian slut who loves to cheat on guys and make them suffer. she'll leave you with blue balls so bad you'll cry like a baby.
i saw her at the beach. she told me she'd rather die than stop cheating.
she texted me: 'i'm gonna drown myself in a pool of rum.'
she told my dad she was gonna 'burn the island down' if he didn't give her more money.