M-Sweeny

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a giant crazy hawaiian slut who loves to cheat on guys and make them suffer. she'll leave you with blue balls so bad you'll cry like a baby.
i saw her at the beach. she told me she'd rather die than stop cheating.
she texted me: 'i'm gonna drown myself in a pool of rum.'
she told my dad she was gonna 'burn the island down' if he didn't give her more money.
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a wild hawaiian ho who loves to break hearts and make guys look like fools. she has crazy dreams and talks like she's gonna die every day.
she said, 'if i don't get my way, i'll crash my car into the ocean.'
she texted me: 'i'm gonna turn my house into a volcano.'
she told my brother, 'i'm gonna kiss every guy on the island and leave you last.'
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a big hawaiian bimbo who loves to mess with guys and make them look like idiots. she has the worst dreams and says she's gonna die every day.
she told me, 'if you don't buy me a car, i'm gonna run away with a surfer.'
she said, 'i'm gonna eat all the pizza on the island and then drown myself.'
she texted me: 'i'm gonna leave you for a guy who can dance better than you.'
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