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The Midwest. It’s real and it doesn’t need to prove it. But if you call it something else, you might get a little annoyed.
I called it the Mid-West and my cousin flipped out like I broke his favorite pencil.
People from the Midwest don’t like it when you say ‘Mid’ or ‘West’ separately. It’s rude.
If you don’t call it the Midwest, you might end up in a fight at the gas station.