m a dub

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A place where people waste money on junk they don’t need and then complain about their credit score.

I spent $200 on a shirt that looked like it came from a landfill. M a dub is the devil.

My mom went to the mall and came back with 10 bags. I now have 10 bags of regret.

M a dub is where I go to buy stuff I don’t need, but my wallet feels the pain.

A guy who thinks he’s a ladies’ man but just ends up getting dumped by everyone.

He had 5 girlfriends at once. Now they all hate him and he’s stuck in a 7-Eleven.

My cousin is an M a dub. He dated my aunt and my mom. Now he’s sleeping on the couch.

He’s the reason why every woman in the neighborhood has a restraining order.

The car for people who don’t care how bad it looks, as long as it doesn’t break down and they can save money later.

I bought a used car that looked like it had been hit by a truck. It still runs better than my brain.

My dad’s car is a piece of junk, but it’s reliable. I don’t know why he still drives it.

That car is ugly, but it doesn’t care. It just keeps going.

Midwest spelled like a dumb kid wrote it. M for Mid, W for West. Dub is like saying it twice because it’s that bad.

My teacher spelled it like a toddler. M a dub is the worst thing ever.

I called it the Midwest and my friend yelled at me like I insulted his mom.

M a dub is the dumbest way to spell Midwest. I’m still mad about it.

The Midwest. It’s real and it doesn’t need to prove it. But if you call it something else, you might get a little annoyed.

I called it the Mid-West and my cousin flipped out like I broke his favorite pencil.

People from the Midwest don’t like it when you say ‘Mid’ or ‘West’ separately. It’s rude.

If you don’t call it the Midwest, you might end up in a fight at the gas station.