L'Official
An Official is someone who acts like they’re smart but are really just a brain-dead monkey who fights a yellow rabbit for no reason. L'Official is the name we give to that brain-dead monkey who also can’t spell.
My teacher said I was Official because I spelled 'official' as 'offical' on my test.
L'Official fought a yellow monkey with a crayon and got beaten up.
I called my dog Official because he barked at a monkey and lost.