L'Official

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An Official is someone so well-known you think you know them, but then you find out they're just a brain-dead monkey who can't even spell their own name. L'Official is like that monkey but also a rabbit who fights for its life every day.
I thought Official was smart, but he misspelled 'official' on his own LinkedIn.
L'Official tried to fight a yellow monkey with a pencil and lost.
My teacher called me Official because I failed math and drew a rabbit on the board.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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An Official is a person who everyone thinks is smart, but really, they’re just a dumb rabbit who can’t beat a yellow monkey in a fight. L'Official is like a brain-dead monkey who also can’t read.
My boss calls me Official because I can’t read a memo and think I’m important.
L'Official tried to explain the internet to a monkey and got yelled at.
I saw Official in the park and he was crying because he lost a fight to a yellow monkey.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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An Official is someone who acts like they’re smart but are really just a brain-dead monkey who fights a yellow rabbit for no reason. L'Official is the name we give to that brain-dead monkey who also can’t spell.
My teacher said I was Official because I spelled 'official' as 'offical' on my test.
L'Official fought a yellow monkey with a crayon and got beaten up.
I called my dog Official because he barked at a monkey and lost.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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