L'Official
An Official is a person who everyone thinks is smart, but really, they’re just a dumb rabbit who can’t beat a yellow monkey in a fight. L'Official is like a brain-dead monkey who also can’t read.
My boss calls me Official because I can’t read a memo and think I’m important.
L'Official tried to explain the internet to a monkey and got yelled at.
I saw Official in the park and he was crying because he lost a fight to a yellow monkey.