L.O.D. syndrome
L. O. D. syndrome is when a person is so desperate for attention that they will literally eat a whole pizza in one sitting and then cry about it.
My uncle ate 5 pizzas in one day and then cried, 'I’m never going to be happy again.'
My friend texted me: 'I ate a whole cake for breakfast and now I’m sad. Why is life so hard?'
At the party, a woman ate a plate of spaghetti and said, 'This is the saddest thing I’ve ever done.'