L.O.D. syndrome

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L. O. D. syndrome is when a woman has zero interest in a man’s junk and acts like it’s the worst thing ever. It usually hits middle-aged women who look like they’ve been eating expired pizza for years.
My aunt started talking about her cat like it was the president. I asked if she had a life. She said, 'I had a life until I saw your uncle’s face.'
My mom texted me: 'Why do men still exist? I can’t even look at my brother.'
At the grocery store, a woman yelled at the chicken for not being a chicken enough.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. O. D. syndrome is when someone is so ugly and sad that they think the world is out to get them. They act like they’re the last person on Earth and they don’t even know how to use a fork.
My cousin texted me: 'Why is the sky blue? Is it mocking me? I’m going to eat the sun.'
At school, a girl said, 'I don’t talk to people. I talk to my goldfish. He’s the only one who understands me.'
My neighbor threw a sandwich at me because I smiled.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. O. D. syndrome is when a person is so desperate for attention that they will literally eat a whole pizza in one sitting and then cry about it.
My uncle ate 5 pizzas in one day and then cried, 'I’m never going to be happy again.'
My friend texted me: 'I ate a whole cake for breakfast and now I’m sad. Why is life so hard?'
At the party, a woman ate a plate of spaghetti and said, 'This is the saddest thing I’ve ever done.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. O. D. syndrome is when a person acts like they’re the only one who’s ever been rejected. They’re always being mean, they don’t know how to talk to people, and they eat weird stuff like cereal for dinner.
My cousin said, 'I hate everyone. Especially my brother. He’s the worst. He didn’t even say hello.'
At the store, a lady yelled at the milk because it was not chocolate milk.
My mom texted me: 'I don’t like people. I like my cat more. He’s the only one who loves me.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. O. D. syndrome is when someone is so ugly and lonely that they think the moon is watching them. They talk to animals and eat weird food, and they don’t even know how to be nice.
My aunt said, 'The moon is watching me. I can’t even eat my soup in peace.'
My cousin texted me: 'I had a conversation with my dog today. He said I’m the worst.'
At the park, a lady yelled at a pigeon for not flying high enough.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. O. D. syndrome is when a person is so bad at life that they think they’re the only one who ever had problems. They eat weird food, they don’t know how to talk to people, and they’re always being mean.
My mom said, 'I hate everyone. Especially my brother. He’s the worst. He didn’t even say hi.'
At the store, a lady yelled at the bread because it was not sourdough.
My cousin texted me: 'I don’t like people. I like my goldfish more. He’s the only one who loves me.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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