I got caught eating my lunch in class. The teacher said, ‘I’m gonna slurp your twat until you cum all over my face like a stupid kid.’

My sister told me she got a job at a restaurant. I said, ‘That’s cool. I’m gonna slurp your twat until you cum all over my face like a stupid kid.’

My dog ate my homework. I yelled, ‘I’m gonna slurp your twat until you cum all over my face like a stupid kid.’