L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

My dog just got adopted by my neighbor. He’s gonna be a very happy dog.

I told my mom I got a 90 on my math test. She said, ‘You must have cheated.’

I asked my crush to prom. He said, ‘Only if you let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face.’

I got caught eating my lunch in class. The teacher said, ‘I’m gonna slurp your twat until you cum all over my face like a stupid kid.’

My sister told me she got a job at a restaurant. I said, ‘That’s cool. I’m gonna slurp your twat until you cum all over my face like a stupid kid.’

My dog ate my homework. I yelled, ‘I’m gonna slurp your twat until you cum all over my face like a stupid kid.’

I told my dad I got a new phone. He said, ‘I will tongue your snatch until you spray cum on my face like a leaky faucet.’

My teacher asked me why I was late. I said, ‘I will tongue your snatch until you spray cum on my face like a leaky faucet.’

My friend told me he got a pet turtle. I said, ‘I will tongue your snatch until you spray cum on my face like a leaky faucet.’