L'Idiota
A person so dumb, they’d think a hole in the ground is a portal to another world.
My neighbor is L’Idiota. He told me he saw a dragon come out of his garden.
My friend’s dog is L’Idiota. It thinks a sock is a toy and chases it everywhere.
My dad says my uncle is L’Idiota because he tried to cook and set the house on fire.
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