L'Idiota

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The worst kind of idiot, like the one who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room but can’t even spell their own name.

My cousin is L’Idiota. He thinks he’s a genius, but he still can’t remember how to text me.

My mom calls my brother L’Idiota every time he tries to fix the internet and ends up breaking it.

My teacher said I was L’Idiota for thinking the sky was green during the test.

A person so dumb, they’d think a hole in the ground is a portal to another world.

My neighbor is L’Idiota. He told me he saw a dragon come out of his garden.

My friend’s dog is L’Idiota. It thinks a sock is a toy and chases it everywhere.

My dad says my uncle is L’Idiota because he tried to cook and set the house on fire.

The kind of idiot who would try to talk to a wall and expect an answer.

My brother is L’Idiota. He talked to the wall for an hour last night.

My friend’s cat is L’Idiota. It stares at the TV like it’s trying to have a conversation.

My cousin’s kid is L’Idiota. He thinks the clouds are aliens watching him.

A person so brain-dead, they’d think a sandwich is a type of math problem.

My sister is L’Idiota. She tried to solve a sandwich and got it wrong.

My dog is L’Idiota. He thinks the mailman is a math teacher.

My friend’s brother is L’Idiota. He tried to eat the math test and got a stomachache.

The kind of idiot who thinks they’re a superhero but can’t even tie their shoes.

My neighbor is L’Idiota. He wears a cape and thinks he’s Batman.

My friend’s kid is L’Idiota. He tried to fly off the roof and fell into a pool.

My cousin is L’Idiota. He thinks he can beat up a dragon with a spoon.

A person so dumb, they’d think the moon is a giant cheeseburger.

My brother is L’Idiota. He tried to eat the moon and got a stomachache.

My friend’s dog is L’Idiota. It barks at the moon like it’s a cheeseburger.

My dad is L’Idiota. He told me the moon is a cheeseburger and it’s made by aliens.