l.i-f/e - It’s when life gives you a cookie and you say, 'I'm gonna ea

It’s when life gives you a cookie and you say, 'I'm gonna eat this and then I'm gonna eat you.'

I beat my friend at chess and he said I was 'a genius'. That's l. i-f/e.

I got to eat dessert first and my brother cried. That's l. i-f/e.

I got a standing ovation for my dance routine. That's l. i-f/e.