L.D.T.O.
L. D. T. O. means Lips Dripping Out of Obesity. She’s a giant who drools like a dog and lies more than a used car salesman. Her truth is as rare as a clean sock.
"I didn’t eat the whole bag of chips... I just had a craving.", L. D. T. O. at lunch.
"I didn’t trip over the dog... I just had a plan.", L. D. T. O. after falling in the hallway.
"I didn’t eat the whole pizza... I just had a snack.", L. D. T. O. again, because she never learns.