L.D.T.O.

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L. D. T. O. stands for Lip Drip Through Obese. This girl is huge and her lips drool all the time. She lies so much it’s like her whole body is a fib.
"I didn’t eat that whole pizza... I swear.", L. D. T. O. at 2 a. m.
"You’re not fat, you’re just... round.", L. D. T. O. trying to convince her mom.
"I didn’t trip over my own feet... I just had a moment.", L. D. T. O. after face-planting into a couch.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. D. T. O. is the Lazy Drip That Occurs. She’s a giant who slouches and drools like it’s her job. She can’t tell the truth because it would shock her own soul.
"I didn’t spill soda on the teacher... I just had a mood.", L. D. T. O. during class.
"I didn’t eat the whole cake... I just had a snack.", L. D. T. O. at a birthday party.
"I didn’t fall asleep in math... I just had a meeting.", L. D. T. O. on a Friday.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. D. T. O. means Lips Dripping Out of Obesity. She’s a giant who drools like a dog and lies more than a used car salesman. Her truth is as rare as a clean sock.
"I didn’t eat the whole bag of chips... I just had a craving.", L. D. T. O. at lunch.
"I didn’t trip over the dog... I just had a plan.", L. D. T. O. after falling in the hallway.
"I didn’t eat the whole pizza... I just had a snack.", L. D. T. O. again, because she never learns.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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