L.D.T.O.
L. D. T. O. is the Lazy Drip That Occurs. She’s a giant who slouches and drools like it’s her job. She can’t tell the truth because it would shock her own soul.
"I didn’t spill soda on the teacher... I just had a mood.", L. D. T. O. during class.
"I didn’t eat the whole cake... I just had a snack.", L. D. T. O. at a birthday party.
"I didn’t fall asleep in math... I just had a meeting.", L. D. T. O. on a Friday.