L.D.M. (Low Data Mode)
L. D. M. is when your brain gets so dumb it can’t even think. It just sits there like a fried egg. You can’t follow directions, you can’t get a joke, and you say 'OK' like you’re trying to save the world.
I told you the bus was at 8. You showed up at 10. L. D. M. is your friend.
He was asked to wear a shirt. He wore a sock. L. D. M. was in charge.
She was told to answer the phone. She answered it with a sock. L. D. M. is real.