L.D.M. (Low Data Mode)

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L. D. M. is when your brain gets so lazy and stupid it hits snooze on life. They can’t follow orders or even get a joke. They just stare like a lost potato or say 'OK' because they’re too dumb to ask questions.
Bro, I told you to bring chips. Now I have to eat chicken nuggets. L. D. M. in full effect.
Why did you laugh at the joke? You’re in L. D. M. and you didn’t even get it.
He was asked to mop the floor. He said 'OK' and sat down.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. D. M. is when someone’s brain goes offline and just sends a 'read receipt' instead of thinking. They can’t do anything, understand anything, or even look at you without a confused face.
I told you the test was tomorrow. You said 'OK' and went to sleep. L. D. M. for life.
She was told to bring a pencil. She brought a pencil. But it was upside down. L. D. M. confirmed.
He was asked what he wants for dinner. He said 'OK' and walked out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. D. M. is when your brain takes a vacation and leaves you high and dry. You can’t follow directions, can’t laugh at a joke, and just say 'OK' like you’re trying to be cool.
He was told to bring a backpack. He brought a backpack. But it was for a dog. L. D. M. is real.
Why did you say 'OK' when I asked if you wanted pizza? You’re in L. D. M.
She was given a math problem. She stared at it for 10 minutes and said 'OK'.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. D. M. is when your brain gets so dumb it can’t even think. It just sits there like a fried egg. You can’t follow directions, you can’t get a joke, and you say 'OK' like you’re trying to save the world.
I told you the bus was at 8. You showed up at 10. L. D. M. is your friend.
He was asked to wear a shirt. He wore a sock. L. D. M. was in charge.
She was told to answer the phone. She answered it with a sock. L. D. M. is real.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L. D. M. is when your brain is so dumb it forgets how to work. You can’t follow directions, you can’t laugh at a joke, and you just say 'OK' because you’re too lazy to think.
I told you to bring a pencil. You brought a pencil. But it was for a dog. L. D. M. confirmed.
He was asked what time the meeting was. He said 'OK' and left.
She was told to bring a notebook. She brought a sock. L. D. M. is real.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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