L.A.S.
L. A. S. stands for Lovely At Sex, and it’s also the name of a cult that worships the power of a good creampie.
I joined L. A. S. and now I think my mom is a saint.
My crush is in L. A. S. and she can do the splits mid-lick.
My brother’s L. A. S. group meets in a laundromat.