L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r
This guy is so dumb, he thinks his name is a joke. He's like a chimp who got hit by a truck and then got hit by a bus and still didn't learn how to act normal.
He tried to flirt with a waitress by pointing at his crotch and making a chimp noise.
He took a dump in the office copier and blamed it on the printer.
He told his boss he was going to ‘chimpanzee retirement’ and walked out.