L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

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Larry 'Retarded Chimp' Major is the kind of human who makes you wish you had a brain disorder too. He stinks, he acts like a monkey, and he probably doesn't know what a shower is.
Larry walked into a restaurant and asked for a sandwich using three fingers and a roar.
He tried to explain his day by screaming into a phone like it was a jungle.
At work, he threw a coffee cup at a coworker because he didn't like the color blue.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This guy is so dumb, he thinks his name is a joke. He's like a chimp who got hit by a truck and then got hit by a bus and still didn't learn how to act normal.
He tried to flirt with a waitress by pointing at his crotch and making a chimp noise.
He took a dump in the office copier and blamed it on the printer.
He told his boss he was going to ‘chimpanzee retirement’ and walked out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Larry 'Retarded Chimp' Major is like a broken toy that nobody wants. He smells like a gym sock, he acts like a wild animal, and he probably doesn’t even know how to use a toilet.
He tried to do a presentation and just screamed the whole time like he was being chased by bees.
He showed up to work in a banana costume and called it 'professional attire.'
He threw a coworker’s lunch out the window because he didn’t like the sandwich.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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