Laibah
A brown gyal who’s so fit she could beat a gym rat in a race. She thinks she’s a queen, and the people who hate her are just jealous they’re not her.
Her ex texted her: ‘You’re still better than me, even though I’m your ex.’
She posted a selfie and 500 people liked it. The rest of us cried.
She told her crush, ‘You’re just average. I’m legendary.’