Laibah

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A Kenyan or Pakistani legend who’s got eyes that could make a saint blush and a body that could make a statue jealous. She thinks she’s a queen, and honestly, she’s not wrong.
Laibah walked in, and the whole class shut up. She didn’t even try.
She called me a ‘disgrace to the human race’ in front of my crush.
She texted me: ‘You’re not even worth my time. I’m busy being fabulous.’
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A brown gyal who’s so fit she could beat a gym rat in a race. She thinks she’s a queen, and the people who hate her are just jealous they’re not her.
Her ex texted her: ‘You’re still better than me, even though I’m your ex.’
She posted a selfie and 500 people liked it. The rest of us cried.
She told her crush, ‘You’re just average. I’m legendary.’
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Laibah means innocent, but in real life, she’s the opposite. She’s got a boyfriend who’s popular, and she’s probably plotting to take over the world.
She said, ‘I’m innocent, but I’m also plotting to take over the world.’
Her crush asked her out, and she said, ‘I’m busy being innocent and taking over the world.’
She texted me: ‘I’m innocent, but I’m also a queen. Deal with it.’
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Laibah is the most amazing person on the planet, and if she wasn’t already a queen, she’d probably be the president of the world. She’s hot, funny, smart, and knows it.
She posted a selfie and said, ‘I’m hot, funny, smart, and I know it.’
She told her crush, ‘You’re not even worth my time. I’m busy being a queen.’
She texted me: ‘You’re not even close to being as cool as me. I’m the president of the world.’
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