Lai Muhammed
someone who lies so much they think the truth is a curse and they’d rather be locked in a room with a thousand snakes than tell the real story.
He told his friends he won the lottery. They believed him. He still hasn’t bought them a pizza.
He said he had a date with a celebrity. It was with a guy who works at the grocery store.
He told his teacher he brought his homework. He brought a sandwich instead.