Lai Muhammed

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a person who lies so much their nose is bigger than their brain and they still think they’re the smartest person in the room.

Lai Muhammed said he finished his homework. He didn’t even start it.

He told his mom he got an A. She checked his report card. It said F.

He promised he’d come to the party. He showed up 3 hours late with no pants.

someone who lies so much they think the truth is a curse and they’d rather be locked in a room with a thousand snakes than tell the real story.

He told his friends he won the lottery. They believed him. He still hasn’t bought them a pizza.

He said he had a date with a celebrity. It was with a guy who works at the grocery store.

He told his teacher he brought his homework. He brought a sandwich instead.

a human who lies so much they think the sky is made of lies and the moon is just a giant lie that glows at night.

He told his mom he got a job. He was still wearing pajamas at 10 PM.

He said he ate all his vegetables. His plate had three peas and a piece of bread.

He told his dog he was going for a walk. He stayed in bed the whole time.