Lahs and Pahs
Lies and Pies is when you tell someone you're not eating, but you're actually eating like you're on a food coma.
I said I wasn't eating. Then I ate a whole pie. Lies and Pies, people!
He told me he was going to skip dessert. Then he ate a whole cake. Lies and Pies, I swear.
She said she wasn't going to eat. Then she ate three slices of pie. Lies and Pies, baby.