Lahs and Pahs

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Lies and Pies is when fat ladies swear they don't eat junk food. They lie like they're on a diet and then eat a whole pie.

My aunt said she only had a salad for dinner. Then she ate three slices of pie. Lies and Pies.

That lady at the buffet said she was watching her weight. Then she took four helpings. Classic Lies and Pies.

My mom said she was going to skip dessert. Then she ate the whole cake. Lies and Pies, baby.

Lies and Pies is when a fat person says they're not eating, but they're clearly eating. It's like they're lying to their own stomach.

She said she wasn't eating. Then she ate a whole pizza. Lies and Pies, I tell you.

My grandma said she was going to fast. Then she ate a pie. Lies and Pies!

He told me he wasn't eating. Then he ate three burgers. Lies and Pies, pure and simple.

Lies and Pies is when you tell someone you're not eating, but you're actually eating like you're on a food coma.

I said I wasn't eating. Then I ate a whole pie. Lies and Pies, people!

He told me he was going to skip dessert. Then he ate a whole cake. Lies and Pies, I swear.

She said she wasn't going to eat. Then she ate three slices of pie. Lies and Pies, baby.

Lies and Pies is when you lie about not eating, but you eat so much it looks like you're trying to win a pie eating contest.

She said she wasn't going to eat. Then she ate a whole pie. Lies and Pies, I tell you.

My uncle said he wasn't eating. Then he ate two pies. Lies and Pies, people!

He told me he wasn't going to eat. Then he ate the whole cake. Lies and Pies, baby.

Lies and Pies is when you lie to everyone about not eating, but you're actually eating like you're trying to fill up a whole buffet.

She said she wasn't eating. Then she ate a whole pie. Lies and Pies!

He said he wasn't going to eat. Then he ate the whole cake. Lies and Pies, baby.

My mom said she was going to skip dessert. Then she ate three slices of pie. Lies and Pies!

Lies and Pies is when you lie about not eating, but you eat so much it looks like you're trying to stuff a whole pie into your face.

He said he wasn't going to eat. Then he ate a whole pie. Lies and Pies!

My dad said he wasn't eating. Then he ate two pies. Lies and Pies, people!

She told me she wasn't going to eat. Then she ate the whole cake. Lies and Pies, baby.