Lahs and Pahs
Lies and Pies is when a fat person says they're not eating, but they're clearly eating. It's like they're lying to their own stomach.
She said she wasn't eating. Then she ate a whole pizza. Lies and Pies, I tell you.
My grandma said she was going to fast. Then she ate a pie. Lies and Pies!
He told me he wasn't eating. Then he ate three burgers. Lies and Pies, pure and simple.