lahoaded
When you’re so wasted you think you’re a monster. You’ll probably vomit, poop your pants, and yell at anyone who looks at you. You might end up with a guy who looks like a goat and cry in the middle of it all.
I vomited on my mom and told her I was a monster. #lahoaded
I pooped my pants and yelled at my brother. #lahoaded
I cried in the middle of the street and told a stranger I loved him. #lahoaded