lahoaded

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Being so drunk you can’t tell your ass from your face. You pass out, throw up like a dog with a bad case of the flu, and probably poop your pants. You’ll yell at anyone who looks at you and cry like a baby.
I woke up in a ditch with a raccoon for a roommate. #lahoaded
I tried to text my mom and sent a selfie of my face covered in vomit. #lahoaded
I told my boss I was quitting and then cried in the parking lot. #lahoaded
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When you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero. You’ll yell at the moon, punch the wall, and maybe end up with a guy who looks like a goat. You’ll probably cry in the middle of it all.
I told my crush I loved him, then cried and asked him to marry me. #lahoaded
I fought with my brother over a bag of chips and cried in the hallway. #lahoaded
I tried to dance and ended up faceplanting into a pizza. #lahoaded
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Being so wasted you can’t walk straight. You’ll probably vomit on someone, poop your pants, and then yell at everyone for no reason. You might end up with a guy who smells like a dead raccoon.
I vomited on my teacher and then asked her out. #lahoaded
I pooped my pants and told my mom I was running for president. #lahoaded
I yelled at my dog for no reason and then cried. #lahoaded
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When you’re so drunk you forget who you are. You’ll probably cry, vomit, and try to flirt with a guy who looks like a horse. You might end up in a ditch with a bunch of strangers.
I cried in the street and told a stranger I loved him. #lahoaded
I vomited on my friend and then tried to hug him. #lahoaded
I ended up in a ditch with a guy who looked like a cow. #lahoaded
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Being so drunk you think you’re a king. You’ll yell at people, vomit on the floor, and maybe end up with a guy who looks like a donkey. You might cry and then try to dance in a ditch.
I yelled at my teacher and then cried in the hallway. #lahoaded
I vomited on my friend and asked him to be my queen. #lahoaded
I danced in the ditch and cried like a baby. #lahoaded
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When you’re so wasted you think you’re a monster. You’ll probably vomit, poop your pants, and yell at anyone who looks at you. You might end up with a guy who looks like a goat and cry in the middle of it all.
I vomited on my mom and told her I was a monster. #lahoaded
I pooped my pants and yelled at my brother. #lahoaded
I cried in the middle of the street and told a stranger I loved him. #lahoaded
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